the brits

I dont understand the British. They came, saw, conquered etc and left us with the metric system. So most, if not all the colonies are using the metric system. SO could somebody please explain to me the hell the British work in stones and or pounds . And how much is a stone anyway? The Brits also use miles instead of kilometers.

Do they know something we dont? Maybe the metric system is crap, a hoax, a farce. Or only good for the help :P

hamsters

It has occured to me that with all the ingeneous scientific progress we have made, we have not managed to make a cage that a hamster cant get out of.

On the surface, hamsters dont seem to be that bright. They smell kinda funky, live in pine shavings and run on a wheel. So how is it possible for a hamster to escape? Are they the real mice in our Hitch hiker's guide?

the case of the appearing Smurf

ok this one has been bugging me for a while. I was a huge fan of the Smurfs. If anyone has seen the Smurfs (ie part of the most AWESOME generation to exist EVER), then you will probably remember Pappa Smurf, Vanity, Hefty and of course the only girl Smurfette.

Now here is where the plot thickens. All of a sudden I was watching the Smurfs and there was this red haired freckled smurf girl anmed Sassette. WHERE DID SHE COME FROM? Can Smurfs suddenly reproduce? If so, which Smurfs got it on?

Unless Smurf is code for Mormon and Papa Smurf was a bi-polygamist. I just dont know.

ponty

How do the people who live at the top of the ponty tower sleep with the flashing 'vodacom' sign?